A few weeks ago when we were camping at Goat island I discovered that what I’ve been calling ‘testing’ is also known as a ‘shake down’. An interesting man with a curious accent (Irish blended with kiwi and American, I think) was pitched next to us and we struck up a conversation about this and that. During our conversation he started talking about our shake down and also about his own shake down experiences, some of which were in the army. I nodded (as one does) as if I knew what he was talking about and made the assumption that it was an ‘Irish thing’, and ‘army thing’ or that I wasn’t understanding the words correctly and he was saying something completely different. I would imagine he gets this quite often on account of his accent. Back in Auckland, I did a bit of googling and found that the term ‘shake down’ can mean three quite different things:
- Extortion of money, as by blackmail.
- A thorough search of a place or person.
- A period of appraisal followed by adjustments to improve efficiency or functioning.
I am assuming that blackmail was not the subject of our conversation and that I haven’t inadvertently promised to drop a bag of money in a dustbin somewhere. Similarly, there appeared to be no thorough searching involved … I would have noticed that, so option 3 it is. We will now ‘shake down’ rather than test from this point forward as it removes the pass/fail connotation of ‘testing’ and thereby subtly states that failure is not an option. I think there is a ‘military’ theme running through this weeks post.
We have decided to ramp up the shake down for the next trip and venture into eccentric territory, where onlookers might perceive us to be completely mad, or at least a little deranged. The main problem we have encountered, as regular readers will know, is that we don’t yet have the Bromptons that our trailers require so we have been camping with a car instead of bikes, and cycling on our regular bikes with panniers rather than towing the trailers. This has left the trailers completely untested. This is a bit of a worry as the trailers will play a big part in our Trip. So, thinking outside the square, we have decided to ‘be the bicycle’ on the next trip. It all sounds very zen … and maybe it will be …
Essentially the plan is that we will shake down the trailers by towing them in the ’people with bags’ mode rather than the ’cycle tourists’ mode, which should highlight any problems in this area. However, just to complicate matters, we will also be hiring bicycles to get around … just not with the trailers attached. It will be like cycle touring that’s a little bit broken. We are going to hire bicycles from Velo Espresso so that we can have a look around the wonders of Hamilton. Unfortunately, this will mean that when we move from hotel to camp and then back to town, it will have to be done twice – once with the trailers and then again with the bicycles. This is going to be a bit tedious, but I think the benefit of having bikes out weighs the inconvenience.
The plan is to take the train to Hamilton with the trailers, thereby shaking them down (not really sure if ’shake down’ can be a verb, but hey ho) in an on/off trains scenario. We will then stay in a hotel for the first night, checking the in/out-ness of the trailers around built accommodation. And finally, we will spend the last two nights on a campground to see how they work with the tent.
This will also be a good shake down of capacity because we have just plain cheated on the camping trips we have done to date. Substituting a car for a bicycle enables a few comfort items to be thrown in, just in case … I’m sure you know how it goes. I do think that this is going to be quite a shock for us. My general rule of thumb is that you need the same amount of stuff for a week or a year so packing for 4 days SHOULD mean that we have a bit of space left over. BUT, in reality I think we are going to struggle to get everything in the trailers, even though they seemed quite large when they arrived.
This trip will also shake down camping in cooler weather. So far, our trips have been during lovely warm temperatures but the night are getting cooler now and I am a little concerned about being warm enough. Last time I had a cold head and shoulders during the night but hopefully I have fixed this with the addition of a few specialised nightwear items. My previous nightwear was not very ‘outdoorsy’ shall we say. This this time I am taking a beanie (not the bunnies sitting on your head version as I haven’t started knitting this yet) and some pyjamas. I picked up the pyjamas in the Smith and Caughey sale and they are THE perfect camping PJs. The fabric is green with grey flowers and is almost a styley version of the camouflage fabric that army types wear. I will blend into the environment beautifully and with the added benefit of being primed and ready in case I fancy a bit of bird watching on the way to the bathroom block or the campground is suddenly invaded. I don’t know whether soldiers wear pyjamas but if they do, these would be perfect.
Other new equipment includes a couple of down puffer jackets for the Husband and I. They pack very neatly into one of their pockets, are very light and provide a good level of warmth. The outdoor shops are having their last big sales push for the Easter break trying to clear last years stock before bringing in this years new winter gear. We bought both jackets at a very good price but are consigned to having to live with the stigma of wearing last years styles … somehow I think we’ll cope!
I have also minimised our ’kitchen’ by discarding all of the separate pouches, pockets and bags that the equipment came in and integrating them into the smallest space possible.
I have also resolved the cutlery issues from our last trip by making a utensil role that hold all the bits and pieces for cooking in one place. Hopefully this will work well, create efficiency and reduce the chances of losing bits along the way. We shall see.
Key elements that we don’t yet have are:
- small compact camp lights, so we will need to improvise;
- light weight camp chairs, so we shall have to suffer; and
- the Husband’s pillow, so all hell might break lose!
Have a good Easter and we’ll see you on the other side